{"id":46781,"date":"2026-05-27T18:50:07","date_gmt":"2026-05-27T22:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46781"},"modified":"2026-05-28T08:51:38","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T12:51:38","slug":"this-is-the-last-thing-i-will-see-before-i-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/05\/this-is-the-last-thing-i-will-see-before-i-die\/","title":{"rendered":"This is the last thing I will see before I die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/waldorfmask.jpg\" width=\"445\" height=\"495\" alt=\"Ad for a horrifying mask of Waldorf from The Muppets \" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Fraggle Rock: Red addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/07\/fraggle-rock-red-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Fraggle Rock: Red addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Lights, camera, ACTION (figures)!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/02\/lights-camera-action-figures\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Lights, camera, ACTION (figures)!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Muppets: Rizzo addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/the-muppets-rizzo-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Muppets: Rizzo addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Lego Muppets\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/06\/lego-muppets\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Lego Muppets<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"ATFC '16 - Day 3: DST - Minimates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/02\/atfc-16-day-3-dst-minimates\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">ATFC '16 - Day 3: DST - Minimates<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Caption this! Rustin's Spoils of the Week #184 King of All (Cookie) Monsters A double vampire Time to take out the trash<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[49],"class_list":["post-46781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-muppets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46782,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46781\/revisions\/46782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}