{"id":46781,"date":"2026-05-27T18:50:07","date_gmt":"2026-05-27T22:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46781"},"modified":"2026-05-28T08:51:38","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T12:51:38","slug":"this-is-the-last-thing-i-will-see-before-i-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/05\/this-is-the-last-thing-i-will-see-before-i-die\/","title":{"rendered":"This is the last thing I will see before I die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/waldorfmask.jpg\" width=\"445\" height=\"495\" alt=\"Ad for a horrifying mask of Waldorf from The Muppets \" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"C2E2 2017\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/04\/c2e2-2017\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">C2E2 2017<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Happy 40th birthday, Sesame Street!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2009\/11\/happy-40th-birthday-sesame-street\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy 40th birthday, Sesame Street!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Gamera, the Grouchy Monster\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/11\/gamera-the-grouchy-monster\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Gamera, the Grouchy Monster<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #184\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/08\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-184\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #184<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Minimalist Lego designs\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/06\/minimalist-lego-designs\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Minimalist Lego designs<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Lazy 8 A tour of Toys R Us in 1991 Star Wars meets the Muppets ATFC '16 - Day 3: DST - Minimates Fraggle Rock scale comparison<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[49],"class_list":["post-46781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-muppets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46782,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46781\/revisions\/46782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}