{"id":46863,"date":"2026-06-14T08:21:12","date_gmt":"2026-06-14T12:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46863"},"modified":"2026-06-16T07:18:06","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T11:18:06","slug":"jade-knows-whats-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/06\/jade-knows-whats-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Jade knows what's up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/bratzlittlehangout.jpg\" width=\"515\" height=\"495\" alt=\"Ever since I was a little girl I knew I liked staying up late and hanging out with myself.\n\n*photo of a lush bedroom, with a clip art drawing of a Bratz doll laying on the bed using her computer, slippered feet sticking up in the air. On the floor are photoshopped makeup sets, an iPod, a bag of Cheetos and a bag of Sour Patch Kids*\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Barbie meets Beast Wars\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/06\/barbie-meets-beast-wars\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Barbie meets Beast Wars<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"American Girl: The Movie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/04\/american-girl-the-movie\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">American Girl: The Movie<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"National Barbie Day - always revise your first draft\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/03\/national-barbie-day-always-revise-your-first-draft\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">National Barbie Day - always revise your first draft<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Barbie, heading off into the future\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/10\/barbie-heading-off-into-the-future\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Barbie, heading off into the future<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Don't be ashamed of your own happiness\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/07\/dont-be-ashamed-of-your-own-happiness\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Don't be ashamed of your own happiness<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Barbie's book club Meet Bild Lilli, the original Barbie The best of Barbie posters National Barbie Day - The Barbie\/Zelda connection You can't spell \"Pride Month\" without \"De-mon\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[377],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-46863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46864,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46863\/revisions\/46864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}