{"id":625,"date":"2010-08-20T00:05:26","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T05:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=625"},"modified":"2011-01-11T23:59:47","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T04:59:47","slug":"gi-joe-sgt-slaughter-addendum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/gi-joe-sgt-slaughter-addendum\/","title":{"rendered":"GI Joe Sgt. Slaughter addendum"},"content":{"rendered":"

In today's review of the SDCC-exclusive Sgt. Slaughter<\/a>, yo mentioned the back of the card had a letter ostensibly from the Sarge himself. Here's the text:<\/p>\n

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DATED 7\/23\/20<\/div>\n

From: Sgt. Slaughter
\nTo: GI Joe Recruits, San Diego, CA
\nSubj: Recruit Training<\/p>\n

Listen up, maggots!<\/p>\n

I'm Sgt. Slaughter and nobody's tougher than me. You
\nmay think you are, but you're wrong! I know what it takes
\nto pound a team into fighting shape. I know what it takes
\nto fight the enemy. You don't have my respect if you don't
\nwant to train hard and fight hard. You want to mess with
\nthe best in the world, then come and see me. Cobra is
\ntough, but I'm tougher - and so is the GI Joe team,
\nbecause I trained them to be that way!<\/p>\n

(signed)<\/i><\/p>\n

SGT. SLAUGHTER<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

At ease, disease! You heard the man.<\/p>\n

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>