{"id":7083,"date":"2010-12-25T02:41:54","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T07:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=7083"},"modified":"2011-12-23T00:04:28","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T05:04:28","slug":"mrs-claus-aint-got-nothing-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2010\/12\/mrs-claus-aint-got-nothing-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Claus Ain't Got Nothing On Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember the Mrs. Claus<\/a> figure McFarlane made a few years ago in the Twisted Christmas line? This girl makes a fine case for a live-action version:<\/p>\n

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Yum.<\/p>\n

If the song sounds familiar, that's because Target's using it in their \"All Things Merry\" campaign:<\/p>\n

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The song in question is \"Mrs. Claus Ain't Got Nothin' On Me\" by Little Jackie, an R+B duo fronted by Imani Coppola (who had a hit a decade ago with \"Legend of a Cowgirl<\/a>\"):<\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la
\nOo she bop she bop
\nFa-la-la-la-la
\nOo she bop she bop<\/p>\n

I ain't got no time for a nap oh no no
\nI gotta make this holiday glow (like a light bulb)
\nTie it all up in a big shiny bow
\nI'm a home for the holidays superhero<\/p>\n

A boom-boom bap in a snap that's a wrap
\npow pow shazam shazap that's a wrap
\nBake up them cookies as fast as I can
\nI'm gonna show what I got
\nThen show you who I am<\/p>\n

(Chorus)
\nMrs. Claus ain't got nothing on me
\nI'm dancing circles around the Christmas tree
\nDecking the halls, doing it all merrily
\nHoney, it's as easy as one-two-three<\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la
\nOo she bop she bop
\nFa-la-la-la-la
\nOo she bop she bop<\/p>\n

I ain't got no time to pout, no not now
\nI'm about to let my inner elf hustle on out
\nSilver and gold, it's all under control
\n'cause I'm a home for the holidays superhero<\/p>\n

A bam-bam blaow in a snap that's a wrap
\npow pow shazam shazap that's a wrap
\nI sparkle like a star on top of the tree
\nI pat myself on the back baby
\nIt's all because of me.<\/p>\n

(Chorus)<\/p>\n

Come to mama baby, I got superpowers
\nI can do 12 days of Christmas in 12 hours
\nCome to mama baby, I'll be your superhero
\nI'll reduce a million worries right down to zero.<\/p>\n

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This song can be downloaded for free from Target's website<\/a>, or it's available in a zip file with 13 others right here<\/a>. We particularly dig \"Toy Jackpot\" by Blackalicious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Remember the Mrs. Claus figure McFarlane made a few years ago in the Twisted Christmas line? This girl makes a fine case for a live-action version: Yum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,31,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mcfarlane","category-target","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7083"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7123,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7083\/revisions\/7123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}