{"id":7200,"date":"2007-04-19T00:21:54","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T04:21:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=7200"},"modified":"2011-12-25T00:26:48","modified_gmt":"2011-12-25T05:26:48","slug":"oafenet-update-for-thursday-april-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2007\/04\/oafenet-update-for-thursday-april-19\/","title":{"rendered":"OAFEnet Update for Thursday, April 19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the OAFEnet Email Update was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram.<\/p>\n<p>So, have you done all your holiday shopping? You stocked up on your snack foods and rented your terrible movies? Tomorrow is 4\/20 so, like, half our audience is going to be too... preoccupied to come to the computer. That's why you get the OEU on Thursday!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We started the week with something other than a review, for a change. It's more like a pipe dream: the idea of Marvel Toys making a Multiple Man figure, and the best way to do it. Someone <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2007\/04\/somebody-get-marvel-on-the-phone\/\">get Marvel on the phone<\/a>, and get them started on this figure.<\/li>\n<li>Since Friday is going to be all about the green, we figured we'd do our part to honor that by reviewing the most uptight, straight-laced military man we could find. And yet? He's a big user of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdew3rsgl.php\">the green stuff<\/a>. Hypocrite.<\/li>\n<li>So last week we screwed up your exclusive preview. Because we are dumb. In case you missed it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/mmmx3wj.php\">this is the review<\/a> you were <b>supposed<\/b> to get an early look at.<\/li>\n<li>Hey, Lego fans! You like Star Wars? Need some more minifigs to fill out your battle scenes? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=7;t=116\">Happy birthday<\/a>!<\/li>\n<li>You know, if you didn't spend all your money on pot, you could probably afford a better ride. An Escalade would probably still be out of the realm of possibility, but maybe a nice Mercedes-Benz? You can get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/tfrid_xb.php\">a good deal on used models<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Our final review for the week is a dirty, long-haired hippie who wants nothing more than to spend all day at the beach. Yeah, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdkc4aq.php\">you know the kind<\/a>. Damn burnouts.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the OAFEnet Email Update was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram. So, have you done all your holiday shopping? You stocked up on your snack foods and rented your terrible movies? Tomorrow is 4\/20 so, like, half &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2007\/04\/oafenet-update-for-thursday-april-19\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oeu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7201,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7200\/revisions\/7201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}