{"id":8416,"date":"2012-04-01T00:00:24","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T04:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=8416"},"modified":"2012-04-03T01:03:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T05:03:43","slug":"mc-chris-discord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/04\/mc-chris-discord\/","title":{"rendered":"MC Chris - Discord"},"content":{"rendered":"

That's right, we reviewed a My Little Pony<\/a> set today. Got a problem with that? Then nerd rapper MC Chris has something to tell you:<\/p>\n

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Lyrics after the cut:<\/p>\n

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
\nYou can't tell me not to grow my crops
\nYou can't tell me which sex I can marry
\nIts so scary the weird way that you watch<\/p>\n

Straight out of Ponyville
\nMotherfucker named Twilight
\nDon't call her Belle
\nSweetie Bell raise hell and beat you in barfight<\/p>\n

She's unicorn
\nHorn got the force move shit around and teleport
\nBut she's a pony
\nThat's a horse that will but of course cavort for sport<\/p>\n

Like Spike on Rarity clydesdale clarity
\nThere's the horse that I hunger for
\nFluttershy got those butter thighs
\nBumblesweet but with a little bit of mumblecore<\/p>\n

Pinkemena is mean motherfucker
\nPullin' pranks with Rainbow Dash
\nThey don't give a fuck if your shit's fucked up
\nThey gonna fall back and laugh<\/p>\n

(Chorus)<\/p>\n

You know the type
\nMake you think about suicide they're so super hype
\nThen you know my Pinkie Pie is freakafied
\nWhatever sweets inside won't suffice<\/p>\n

(beat) Dash is lass with the rainbow mane
\nPass so fast make you lose your cool
\nShe's a mine detector a cloud collector
\nWhen's the last time you heard a rainbow boom?<\/p>\n

Everytime somebody rocks a rainbow
\nLike R2 or Lucky Charms
\nThey gotta get all aggro back in the backroom
\nMake sure nobody doin' anybody any harm<\/p>\n

Bunch of baloney just a bunch of ponies
\nSave that horseshit for your barn
\nThe only danger in this manger
\nIs finding friendship on the farm<\/p>\n

(Chorus)<\/p>\n

Don't talk smack unless they force you
\nIf it's Applejack you might taste her horseshoe
\nHelp her with the harvest if she requests it,
\nHer heart is the part that is heavily invested<\/p>\n

Herd not a pack with some stand back dramatics,
\nDon't panic when they stampede through the static
\nYou heard that it's whack, heard frienship is magic
\nBetter than back in the paddock<\/p>\n

Some ponies know their cutie marks
\nAnd some must crusade
\nSome people know their role in life,
\nAnd some others must wait
\nI love My Little Pony
\nMy Little Pony is great
\nI wish that people were ponies
\nThen life wouldn't be lame<\/p>\n

(Chorus)<\/p>\n

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>