{"id":8955,"date":"2012-06-08T14:39:26","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T18:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=8955"},"modified":"2012-06-10T14:50:27","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T18:50:27","slug":"new-signage-at-target","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/06\/new-signage-at-target\/","title":{"rendered":"New signage at Target"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As far as we can tell, this is a real sign someone put up:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/TargetSign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/TargetSign-225x300.jpg\" title=\"Target sign\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Click to embiggen, or read the transcript after the cut.)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><!--more-->Dear Management,<\/p>\n<p>I have been trying to give money to your company, but the low inventory of product is making it impossible. Please fill this space with new cases rather than spreading out the few figures that are here.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Your Loyal Customer<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Granted, this will probably just be taken down by some indifferent wage monkey, but it's still a nice idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As far as we can tell, this is a real sign someone put up: (Click to embiggen, or read the transcript after the cut.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-target"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8955"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8958,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955\/revisions\/8958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}