{"id":9746,"date":"2011-08-09T00:07:39","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T04:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=9746"},"modified":"2012-08-17T18:32:36","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T22:32:36","slug":"gi-joe-and-the-transformers-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/08\/gi-joe-and-the-transformers-5\/","title":{"rendered":"GI Joe and the Transformers #5"},"content":{"rendered":"

In today's review of the Starscream Skystriker<\/a>, we said that the packaging was styled like a comicbook, pretending that the GI Joe and the Transformers<\/i> comic<\/a> ran for more than four issues. It's not just the front of the box, though: the artwork on the back has a little sequential story to tell.<\/p>\n

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ONE:<\/u>
\nSTARSCREAM speeds through the atmosphere. EARTH is visible below him, while a FIELD OF DEBRIS is above him.<\/p>\n

1. CAPTION: Meanwhile, in the cold vacuum of space.<\/p>\n

TWO:<\/u>
\nWe see COBRA COMMANDER sitting in STARSCREAM'S cockpit, apparently working the controls.<\/p>\n

1. COBRA COMMANDER: Starscream, time to attack!<\/p>\n

THREE:<\/u>
\nClose-up on COBRA COMMANDER.<\/p>\n

1. COBRA COMMANDER: We will conquer the Earth!<\/p>\n

FOUR:<\/u>
\nSTARSCREAM speeds away, with the EARTH below him and the MOON against a starfield above.<\/p>\n

1. SFX: ZZZOOONFF<\/p>\n

FIVE:<\/u>
\nClose-up on MEGATRON in gun form in COBRA COMMANDER'S holster.<\/p>\n

1. CAPTION: But another evil mastermind has plans of his own.<\/p>\n

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>