{"id":9754,"date":"2012-08-17T18:52:40","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T22:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=9754"},"modified":"2013-08-16T03:08:38","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T07:08:38","slug":"gi-joe-and-the-transformers-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/08\/gi-joe-and-the-transformers-6\/","title":{"rendered":"GI Joe and the Transformers #6"},"content":{"rendered":"

In today's review of the Sockwave HISS<\/a>, we said that the packaging was styled like a comicbook, pretending that the GI Joe and the Transformers<\/i> comic<\/a> ran for more than four issues. And just like last year<\/a>, we wanted to show you the story on the back.<\/p>\n

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ONE:<\/u>
\nSHOCKWAVE stands in the center of a HIGH-TECH BASE, perhaps a Terror Drome. Next to him, DESTRO is flanked by two BATS. A third BAT enters from the far side of the room, pushing a CART FULL OF ENERGON.<\/p>\n

1. CAPTION: Two villains make a dark deal to further their own evil plans.<\/p>\n

TWO:<\/u>
\nClose-up on DESTRO.<\/p>\n

1. DESTRO: Here's the energon you want, Shockwave. Now give me the cash you owe me.<\/p>\n

THREE:<\/u>
\nClose-up on SHOCKWAVE, as a BEAM spreads out from his single eye.<\/p>\n

1. CAPTION: Shockwave scans the HISS Tank blueprints as Destro looks on...<\/p>\n

FOUR:<\/u>
\nIn a burst of light, SHOCKWAVE transforms into a HISS TANK.<\/p>\n

1. SHOCKWAVE: Together we will rebuild Power Station Alpha and take control of the world!<\/p>\n

FIVE:<\/u>
\nClose-up on SOUNDWAVE, who has been nearby this entire time.<\/p>\n

1. CAPTION: Unknown to the two villains, Soundwave is recording this meeting.<\/p>\n

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>