Nick Fury addendum: where are the Hammer drones?

A few of our readers were having a conversation, recently, about the solo-carded drones from the Iron Man 2 line and how frustratingly hard they're been to find, which really makes us question Hasbro's distribution for these guys.

As you know, there are five drones in the film: the original generic model that Justin Hammer designed, then one for each branch of the military. Except the Coast Guard, because there's no way they'd ever have the budget to buy any. The four "branded" drones have been released, leaving only the plain "Hammeroid" still outstanding. So, yes, we have all the major ones already, but getting them has been a pain.

Two of the figures are available by themselves: the Weapon Assault Drone (#16) and the Air Assault Drone (#17). The other two are only available in store-exclusive multipacks: the Sea Assault Drone comes in Target's "Armored Assault" set, while Toys Я Us gets the "Fury of Combat" set and two Ground Assault Drones.

For the most part, the drones all share the same basic body, with a few differences in the limbs and accessories that complete their look. From ankles to elbows, they're identical. It's a nice sculpt, really capturing the feel of the movie. Remember, the idea is that the original suits were knockoffs of Tony's design: they're less refined and elegant, with blocky armor and exposed mechanics. They're meant to look like they wouldn't actually fit if there were a person inside.

The figures have a balljointed head, swivel/hinge shoulders and elbows, balljointed torso, (no waist, so you can't spin it around 180° and bisect whoever's unlucky enough to be inside), swivel/hinge hips, swivel thighs, double-hinged knees and swivel/hinge ankles. It was rather pointless to give elbows swivels, since the design of the suit is just a large hinge, and the shape of the upper arm keeps the lower arm from swiveling anyway.

So that covers all the sames. Let's look at some differences.

The Ground Assault Drone is the Army version - since using the real names of the military branches might imply endorsement, they each get little codenames. Well, not codenames; that suggests they're trying to hide their identity; these are more like... codewords. Like saying someone is "a confirmed bachelor" when they're gay, "feeling no pain" when they're drunk, or "honey from the icebox" when they won't put out. Anyway, the Army drone is desert tan, and is armed with a machine gun and a grenade launcher. Seriously, they're on his arms. There's a large cannon on his back, but while it's got a joint, you can't point it straight up like in the film. This one gets unique feet, too: large panels flip out on both sides of his feet, to help stabilize the suit when that big gun fires.

Ivan Vanko is determined to take out his years of anger and frustration on the man he blames for his own failure - Tony Stark. He has spent most of his life preparing for the moment of confrontation, and he has built himself the tech necessary to make his revenge complete. What he didn't count on was Stark's resourcefulness. So when he thinks he'll be facing an unarmed Tony Stark, he ends up in a destructive battle with Iron Man.The Sea Assault drone, obviously, is the Navy suit. It's grey, but with a bluish tint to suggest water. While the Army drone was all about heavy, yet varied, firepower, the Navy drone is about one kind of overwhelming attack: missiles. There are two massive launchers on the suit's shoulders (bigger than in the movie, actually), and smaller versions on the forearms. There's an American flag on the left thigh, and the drone is apparently number 961. In a nice attention to detail, the back of the figure is painted with various warnings - "DANGER" and arrows, warning of hot exhaust - as well as the simple code VX-23. That one is particularly awesome, because it's the callsign for the Salty Dogs, one of the Navy's Air Test and Evaluation Squadrons - the guys who test the new planes. Of course the suit would go to them!

Developed by Hammer Industries to stand up to anything the enemy can throw at it, the Weapon Assault Drone is a walking fortress. Nothing short of a full-scale air strike can slow it down. Luckily, Iron Man has more than enough power to tear through its invincible armor and stop it cold.By the process of elimination, the Weapon Assault Drone belongs to the Marines. It's green, which, okay, yes, is a military color, but this is more "Lex Luthor battle armor" green than "military unit" green. In the film, these drones had a camo paint pattern, but that may have looked silly on a toy. This is the only drone without a backpack of any sort, though there are inexplicable hinged pieces of armor on the forearms. They can either stay on the side, or flip down underneath. Why? I don't know. That's hardly the most unusual choice in the design, unless you think barbed whips and wrist-mounted chainsaws are standard-issue Marine weapons. The Marine drone has an alternate head, featuring its thin blue eye (the normal head has the armored shield up).

The Air Assault Drone was built to mimic and surpass the speed and stealth of the Iron Man armor. It is capable of punishing bursts of speed, too fast for most missile systems to track, even if they could lock onto its radar-transparent armor.Finally, the Air Assault Drone. Clearly, the Air Force machine. It, interestingly, is an entirely new sculpt, not sharing any pieces with the other three drones. Why? Possibly to make it more streamlined and aerodynamic. The sculpt has the same general shape, but the lines curve a lot more. Articulation is also improved, with a wide range of movement in most of the joints, the addition of swivels in the forearms and balljointed wrists. Most of the joints were stuck when I opened this one: the plastic used in its construction is rather rubbery, and things were twisting rather than sliding past one another. The solution was hot water, not freezer time: with plastic like this, it's better to just take the joints apart and put them back together. The Air Force drone is taller than the other three, and has a neat jet booster backpack.

So, four cool drones - why isn't Hasbro just putting these things out by the caseload? Folks would eat them up. Kids love 'em, fans love 'em, army-builders would go absolutely nuts buying an entire battalion... but no. You have to buy two of them by themselves, and two of them with other figures you might not want. Hell, why not sell a four-pack as a store exclusive somewhere, with one copy of each drone? Let us re-create their unveiling at the Stark Expo. Make the cardboard backdrop part of the Expo stage, and let us make a full diorama. Hasbro loves packaging variations, too: they could do multiple inserts, allowing us to build an even larger stage! That would still let Hasbro sell the Hammeroid by itself, but would make the drones more readily available, other than having to compete with unsold early waves for shelf space, as is the case now.


So now, nearly two years later, we finally get to review the plain Hammer Drone.

Where Tony Stark is a genius, Justin Hammer is devious. Every piece of advanced technology in the Hammer Drone is stolen from Stark. Unfortunately, that makes it a bigger challenge for Iron Man. Its weapons are designed specifically to tear apart the hero's armor to get at the vulnerable man inside.

The "Iron Man Armored Avenger" line was meant to be a follow-up to the Iron Man 2 toys, but those things were so oversaturated that no stores bothered to order. Sure, some online places got them, but this is definitely a series of figures that never came out. But like so many other phantoms, they eventually showed up at TJ Maxx. You still had to be there at just the right moment to find the good stuff, though. The Hammer Drone is functionally identical to the Weapon Assault Drone up above, right down to the inexplicable hinged panels on the arms and the plug-in whips and saws. The suit is silver, with a unique head and several black and yellow "crash test" decorations found all over. It's a nice piece, but not worth what most people will have to pay to get it.

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15 Responses to Nick Fury addendum: where are the Hammer drones?

  1. Sharp-O says:

    These drones are REALLY hard to find. I could only find the Fury of Combat set to review in the UK and the Ground Assault drones in that pack were of shockingly bad quality.

    I'm really enjoying all of the reviews on this site, all of the articles are a blast to read.

  2. Bob, the very sad Army Builder says:

    I live in Germany at the moment, we only got Wave 1 of IM2 last year or so... I'm still searching f'in eBay on a regular basis for Whiplash or drones or anything. Hasbros supply policy here in Germany stinks even worse than in the US...

    Ghost Rider, X-Men, Hulk or Fantastic Four - we only got Wave 1 or as in the Case of FF not even that. Thor Wave 1 is here right now, but neither Green Lantern, nor Captian America will show up here.... we didn't get any Cameron's Avatar toys either... But the newest thing on shelves is (drumroll) Tron Legacy. Just arrived May 1st - only half a year after the film came and went and people wonder why movie toys sell hard in Germany... sucks to be here!

  3. wagner says:

    Great article!!! Please, does someone know why there is no action figures or anything about Mickey Rourke / Whiplash armour shown in the end of Ironman 2 movie? I can see his armour looks a kind of mix of many elements of Hammer droids, but I remember it had some specific details, like shoulders, and the whips.

    But, looks like it ´s very difficult to find even good photos of this armour in the internet.

    • oisin hunt says:

      i hear ya, dude. in the end, i had to get a whiplash and put his head on the weapon assault drone, seeing how that one has a whip, but it IS haunting that hasbro never made an armored vanko. but, the weapon assault drone works pretty good.

  4. Ken says:

    I have the Air Assault drone... but I converted it into a non-transforming Megatron, meaning mean-looking head and bodaciously huge arm-cannon from G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra.
    Today, at the Savers on Cave Creek and Bell ave in north Phoenix, I bagged two loose Army Ground Assault Drones for $3, but both were missing their backpack cannons.

  5. Soundwinder says:

    There's also the vanilla Hammer Drone, which I've only seen once at a TJ Maxx.

  6. Paul Nomad says:

    Yo Marshalls are getting TONS of these. Usually when I find something good there it's at the tail end and I'm left to pick at the left overs. My closest store has had at least 10 full pegs of these and refilled more than twice I'm sure. Makes you wonder why Hasbro can't just make this stuff available on the toyshop. Wouldn't we all pay 10 a pop for these??!! Haven't seen Comic Whiplash, Mandarin and a couple of other armors I heard were on those big Walmart multipacks tho. Sad to have missed them.

  7. Rustin Parr says:

    Oh man - of course I don't see this until Christmas Eve... I need to go find those!!!

    Anyone seeing Ultimate Iron Man anywhere?

    • Mark says:

      I haven't...although I've seen the vanilla drone twice and a TON of the stupidest Iron Man repaints I have ever seen. If you ever see those you have got to read those names.

  8. Soundwinder says:

    Got the vanilla Hammer Drone (second time I've seen it ever), anyone ever see if the head is swappable with Whiplash?

    Either way, I just like it. As someone who owned Incredible Crash Dummies toys, the crash test tampos entertain me.

  9. Jack O'Higgins says:

    Saw the plain Hammer Drone in my local toy shop. I was considering buying it since it was only €4.50 (the IM2 figures are serious peg-warmers at my shop) but at the end of the day, I wasn't impressed enough to buy it.

    Funny, knowing now how hard those figures are to get I kinda wish I'd got it...

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