Children of the '90s Try to Explain '80s Cartoons

Jack: Who are these people? To the best of your ability, name each of them. And tell me what show they are from.

Kayla: Cats: The Musical?
Erin: Yes.
Kayla: G.I. Joe?
Erin: Kitty Cat Adventure Time.
Kayla: Meow Power.
Erin: The big one's name is Simba, and the blue one's name is Bluey.
Kayla: The little one is Marie, like the Aristocats.
Erin: The lady is Mama Cat. And the little one's name is Snorf.
[Editor's note: !!!]
Kayla: The children are the Meow-ettes.
Erin: Mew Mews. The guy on the left is Uncle Claw. He’s been so mean ever since his divorce.

Jack: What would you say is happening here?

Erin: I think Simba is mercy-killing Snorf. The Kitty Cat Adventure Time family is so over him. That's why his eyes are full of fear. Wait, is he a bat?

Jack: OK, fill-in-the-blanks time! Complete this phrase: "Thunder, Thunder, ThunderCats: _____!"
Kayla: ROAR
Erin: MEOW
Kayla: Give us milk.

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4 Responses to Children of the '90s Try to Explain '80s Cartoons

  1. Peter says:

    Oh, man.. I am losing it at the "raphael is cool but rapey" bit. Too good.

  2. My Common Sense is Tingling says:

    I believe in Amphibob.

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