A message to all the haters

Nice argument. Unfortunately for you I have given myself the superior stegosaurus Hot Wheel to play with and you the blundering toilet bowl vehicle.

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9 Responses to A message to all the haters

  1. A. K. Rawlings says:

    Is it a gender-neutral toilet?

    • Pink Parademon says:

      . . . Do you think men and women have different shaped toilets?

      • A. K. Rawlings says:

        No, but I was making - in my opinion, quite a witty retort - about gender-neutral toilets. That is, toilets that both men and women are allowed to use.

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        But y'know, you can continue to disingenuously pretend that I don't know what I'm talking about to try and be the cool guy on the Internet, if you want.

        • Pink Parademon says:

          So to spell this out for you, since you seem simple, every toilet is a gender-neutral toilet. Other than urinals, men and women are already "allowed" to use the same toilets. The word you're trying to think of is "bath room," which is why your joke didn't work. No doubt you did think it was quite witty. Conservatives are famously bad at even recognizing comedy, let alone getting to understand or perform it. No one is "pretending" anything, you're simply not smart enough to know the difference between two simple words identifying either an object or a location.

          • A. K. Rawlings says:

            It's intriguing that you've already assumed my political stance.

            Who said I was a conservative? Is it easier for you if all the 'good guys' are on one side and all the 'bad guys' are on the other? I mean, I guess that explains why you're grown men collecting toys.

          • Pink Parademon says:

            "None of the above", actually.

            I'm not assuming, and don't need to. You repeat conservative talking points uncritically, that tells anyone listening you're conservative. And yes, transphobia is a trait of a "bad guy", no matter where it's coming from.

    • tahukanuva says:

      “The libs have caught on to how our only joke is claiming that my gender is a random object! I know, I’ll cleverly reverse it, and start inquiring whether random objects have a gender, they’ll never realize it’s just the same one joke again!”

    • Ronnie says:

      Judging by the way these replies are going, *you're* a gender-neutral toilet.

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