The bio in today's Elsa Schneider review is taken from the 2008 figure, because the 2023 ones don't have any text associated with them. However, before finding that, yo had written a different intro, using Topps' Indiana Jones Masterpieces trading card #16. Since I made him delete that and rewrite it, the least we can do is share the cut content with you. Consider it a deleted scene:
Like Walter Donovan, Dr. Elsa Schneider is a secret Nazi sympathizer who is not-so-secretly obsessed with finding the Holy Grail. She has the distinction of getting to know both the senior and junior Dr. Jones, and winds up destroying her employer by choosing a false grail for him to drink from. Unlike the Joneses, however, Elsa's obsession becomes more important than her own life, and she eventually pays a terrible price.
Just so we're all in agreement, when that text we copied from a trading card says "getting to know" both of them, it means sex, right? She boned Senior and Junior? There's probably a deleted Crystal Skull scene somewhere where Mutt Williams mentions the time he'd "gone parking" with a mysterious old woman who had a bunch of unexplained crag-injuries. Why not, they put every other stray idea they had in that script.
And then it was the same from there on. Believe it or not, we do edit these reviews before you see them!
