This is why I don't tell anyone about my hobbies

Craigslist: 

Stop performatively techdecking at my cafe (NW) 

This is more of a 'l wish I missed this connection'

You can't make me acknowledge your 'Ollie'. Your ability to talk at me is immense and unmatched. This is a nonconsensual act. I am your prisoner and you are updating me daily on your fingerboard ramps and your interpersonal conflicts. I am sorry that you are the saddest man alive but I am not a safe space for the tech decking community. If my silence wasn't enough of a response, I must make this clear: If you tech deck on my counter one more time and wait expectantly for validation, I am gonna have to do something unsavory that will change the trajectory of our lives.

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