Hypno-Hustler addendum

Posted on February 11, 2026 by OAFE

Here's where his big boots came from:

A comic page set up like the old PSA advertisements. Title: The Hobgoblin in 'Music to My Ears!' Panel 1: Hypno-Hustler stands in front of a high school with a sign outside promoting a 70s night dance party, with tickets for $10. Hypno-Hustler: Ha! The Hypno-Hustler has come up with the perfect plan. By using their own music to hypnotize them, I'll make these kids steal the cover charge for me. Panel 2: The kids bring Hypno-Hustler the money. Kids (in unison): Here is the money we made selling tickets. Hypno-Hustler: Ha! Groovy! Panel 3: Hobgoblin flies in. Hobgoblin: Not so fast, Hypno-Hustler! Hypno Hustler: The Hobgoblin? Get him, kds! Panel 4: Hobgoblin zaps the speakers. Hobgoblin: You can't control them if there's no music playing. Panel 5: Hypno-Hustler lifts one of the kids by his shirt and points him at Hobgoblin. Kids (in unison): Hey, we're free. Hypno-Hustler: Get him anyway or I'll whop you good. Panel 6: Hobgoblin gives a big thumbs up to the camera while all the kids beat up Hypno-Hustler in the background. Kids (in unison): You can't force us. That's bullying, and bullying isn't cool! Hypno-Hustler: AHHHH! Hobgoblin: Sticking up for your friends is the right thing to do. So don't make good manners a chore, make 'em a HOBBY!

And here's what they looked like the rest of the time:

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