Tag Archives: Barbie

If you don't like President Barbie, you can always get

Posted on February 1, 2026 by OAFE

He's an international embarrassment! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Get ready to watch the Toy Wars Serial killer Barbie He's just Ken and he's enough, but NOT so great at doing stuff "Do you guys ever think about dying?" Not even … Continue reading →

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The Barb-barian

Posted on December 20, 2025 by OAFE

There's more than one way to slay. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>New Barbie Barbie Meets Jason Voorhees A Cruel Barbie's Thesis Bad toy texts Crystal Pink Persuasion

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Barbie is canonically a Portal fan

Posted on October 4, 2025 by OAFE

A real video posted by the official Barbie channel: Not the crossover anyone ever expected. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Lego Dimensions gets a little underhanded ATFC '16 - Day 3: Mattel/Mega Bloks Build your own Lego "Portal" turret Happy Thanksgiving … Continue reading →

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I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world

Posted on September 24, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Barbie meets Beast Wars Barbie's got her head on straight Barbie's Best Kept Secret Toy Shop Even 12' Home Depot Skeletons like to play dress-up

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The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it?

Posted on August 16, 2025 by OAFE

Now he's crying about Superman. So time to re-up this gag from when he was crying about Barbie: Alternate title: "Dweeby little loser can't understand storytelling." <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>How you know when you're "dadding" right Zombie Attack Barbie … Continue reading →

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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

Posted on June 28, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Stop it, you're scaring me, Ken! Todds R Us Don't be ashamed of your own happiness Barbie, heading off into the future Christians vs. He-Man

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It's alive! ALIVE!

Posted on May 28, 2025 by OAFE

Remember a few years ago, before Target shot itself in the foot financially by abandoning its equality initiatives, when it boldly signaled its willingness to fold like a card table by removing its Pride Month displays due to some typical … Continue reading →

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Like Barbie needed one more job

Posted on April 26, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Flippin' through Previews - May '14 Movie Maniacs 6: "Predator 2" addendum Rustin's Spoils of the Week #91 In Space, No One Can Hear You Peep The type of face men recognize better than women

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You’re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears?

Posted on April 15, 2025 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>What if Barbie looked like a real woman? Behold - Atheist Barbie The best of Barbie posters The unbeatable power of a chest beam Thanks for the clarification

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National Barbie Day - Daylight Saving Time is the worst!

Posted on March 9, 2025 by OAFE

Remember, that one-hour switch can really mess up your physiology! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Even Sith Lords deserve a relaxed weekend He just like me fr National Barbie Day - always revise your first draft National Barbie Day - Just … Continue reading →

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