{"id":18486,"date":"2015-02-21T04:03:06","date_gmt":"2015-02-21T09:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=18486"},"modified":"2015-02-21T14:57:53","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T19:57:53","slug":"nuclear-power-plant-lunch-room-addendum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/02\/nuclear-power-plant-lunch-room-addendum\/","title":{"rendered":"Nuclear Power Plant Lunch Room addendum"},"content":{"rendered":"

In today's review of the SNPP Lunchroom<\/a>, yo briefly mentioned the bulletin board that's covered with notes. Here's what they all say:<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"Employee Performance
\n(a chart with a red line going down, down, down)\"<\/p>\n

\n

\"NOTICE:
\nFrom the Nuclear
\nRegulatory Commission<\/p>\n

As of July 7, all fissionable
\nmaterial, including high-level
\nliquid and radioactive waste, must be
\nplaced in some sort of container.\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"SOFTBALL SIGNUP<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Homer______ 8.___________<\/li>\n
  2. Simpson_____ 9.___________<\/li>\n
  3. Lenny______ 10.___________<\/li>\n
  4. Carl________ 11.___________<\/li>\n
  5. Frank Grimes_ 12.___________<\/li>\n
  6. Mindy______ 13.___________<\/li>\n
  7. ___________ 14.___________\"<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \"ACCIDENTS
    \n1976 TO PRESENT
    \n(a bar graph going up, up, up)\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    \"CHILDREN'S
    \nMODEL-BUILDING
    \n-CONTEST!
    \n(picture of a child with a model plant)
    \nKIDS!
    \nDESIGN YOUR OWN
    \nPOWER PLANT!\"<\/p>\n

    \n

    \"NOTICE TO ALL
    \nEMPLOYEES:<\/p>\n

    Mr. Burns is happy to
    \nannounce the annual
    \nSpringfield Nuclear Plant
    \nCompany Picnic on August 18.<\/p>\n

    Attendance is mandatory.
    \nNo exceptions.<\/p>\n

    Sincerely,
    \n(signed) C. Montgomery Burns\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    \"NUCLEAR
    \nREGULATORY
    \nCOMMISSION<\/p>\n

    Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
    \nSafety Violations<\/p>\n

    ☑ gum used to seal crack in cooling tower
    \n☑ plutonium rod used paperweight
    \n☑ monitoring station unmanned
    \n☑ nuclear waste hip-deep in hallway<\/p>\n

    (nuclear symbol logo)\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    And of course, CLEAN UP YOUR OWN MESS.<\/p>\n

    <i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>