{"id":18814,"date":"2015-03-15T15:56:02","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T19:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=18814"},"modified":"2020-07-02T15:16:45","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T19:16:45","slug":"bad-toy-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/bad-toy-texts\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad toy texts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/photoplasty_1374_the-17-most-disastrous-sexts-possible\/\" target=\"cracked\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the latest Cracked photo contest<\/a> come a few disastrous sext messages tangentially related to toys, toy fans, or toy characters:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sext2.jpg\" title=\"Transformers\" width=\"550\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->That's the best one, but this one is also about Transformers:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sext1.jpg\" title=\"Sam & Mikaela\" width=\"365\" height=\"550\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>And Barbie:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sext3.jpg\" title=\"Barbie\" width=\"365\" height=\"550\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Transformers Bumblebee: Studio Series Ratchet addendum\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/04\/transformers-bumblebee-studio-series-ratchet-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Transformers Bumblebee: Studio Series Ratchet addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Transformers: Legends Class Trailcutter review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/01\/transformers-legends-class-trailcutter-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Transformers: Legends Class Trailcutter review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The biggest properties of the '80s\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/11\/the-biggest-properties-of-the-80s\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The biggest properties of the '80s<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Poe - Top Ten Toys of All Time\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2006\/04\/poe-top-ten-toys-of-all-time\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Poe - Top Ten Toys of All Time<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Transformers BotBots Sippy Slurps review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/07\/transformers-botbots-sippy-slurps-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Transformers BotBots Sippy Slurps review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the latest Cracked photo contest come a few disastrous sext messages tangentially related to toys, toy fans, or toy characters: &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Transformers Tuesday: The War Within A tour of Toys R Us in 1991 Flippin' through &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/bad-toy-texts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[377],"tags":[136,14],"class_list":["post-18814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-barbie","tag-transformers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18814"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31572,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18814\/revisions\/31572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}