{"id":29945,"date":"2019-12-25T17:11:04","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T22:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=29945"},"modified":"2023-12-03T21:38:40","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T02:38:40","slug":"forget-stitches-snitches-get-snapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/12\/forget-stitches-snitches-get-snapped\/","title":{"rendered":"Forget \"stitches,\" snitches get snapped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/elf1.jpg\" alt=\"Thanos stands over the remains of Elf on a Shelf\" width=\"450\" height=\"355\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Shoulda stayed at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=14468\">the strip club<\/a>, Elf on the Shelf!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/elf2.jpg\" alt=\"all that's left is a pile of dust, made from red sugar and colorful sprinkles\" width=\"450\" height=\"335\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/spidechelIe\/status\/1209481726331932677\" target=\"twit\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"SDCC 2011 - Preview Night\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/07\/sdcc-2011-preview-night\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">SDCC 2011 - Preview Night<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #142\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/07\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-142\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #142<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"He has seen too much!\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/he-has-seen-too-much\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">He has seen too much!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"\"Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania\" Comic Series: Ultron review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/09\/ant-man-and-the-wasp-quantumania-comic-series-ultron-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\"Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania\" Comic Series: Ultron review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Prime Ultron vs. Ultimate Ultron\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/09\/prime-ultron-vs-ultimate-ultron\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Prime Ultron vs. Ultimate Ultron<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shoulda stayed at the strip club, Elf on the Shelf! (via) &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Marvel Legends addendum: dat (female) body! Minimate Mini-Review #287 - Vision &#038; Hawkeye Flippin' through Previews - December '14 He will return in Doomsday Soon &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/12\/forget-stitches-snitches-get-snapped\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[131,433],"class_list":["post-29945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marvel","tag-avengers","tag-elf-on-the-shelf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29945"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29950,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29945\/revisions\/29950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}