{"id":34280,"date":"2021-04-23T20:54:15","date_gmt":"2021-04-24T00:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=34280"},"modified":"2021-04-25T21:21:11","modified_gmt":"2021-04-26T01:21:11","slug":"do-not-preorder-the-battletoads-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/04\/do-not-preorder-the-battletoads-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Do not preorder the Battletoads toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You've probably seen the ads for the new <i>Battletoads<\/i> action figures from Premium DNA Toys. Preorders just began the other day:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/battletoads.jpg\" alt=\"Battletoads Series 1\" width=\"465\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->We've gotten emails from a few fans asking if we thought they were worth getting. And honestly, we can't speak to that, because so far Premium DNA Toys has yet to actually release any of the products they've solicited.<\/p>\n<p>See, \"Premium DNA\" is simply a rebranding of Megalopolis Toys, the group doing the <i>Madballs<\/i> and <i>Barnyard Commandos<\/i> updates - theoretically. Nobody's gotten anything from them yet, so these <i>Battletoads<\/i> would be the equivalent of Super7 selling Series 3 of their <i>TMNT Ultimates<\/i> before releasing anything else at all ever.<\/p>\n<p>But more than that, someone named Grayson Leigh has put together <a href=\"https:\/\/creationedge.medium.com\/the-story-of-toy-overlord-inc-f6e2e041c14a\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a comprehensive article<\/a> about the financial troubles\/shady business dealings of Toy Overlord\/Megalopolis\/Premium DNA\/whatever name they choose next. In short, it reads a lot like a \"robbing Peter to pay Paul\" situation, where they keep using the money from one set of preorders to fund something that should have already been in production, and that can't last forever: it's the same way Ponzi schemes work, and the reason they invariably fall apart.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, they've been putting out the \"<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeEyes22\/status\/1382121132237721607\" target=\"twit\" rel=\"noopener\">this is everyone's fault but ours<\/a>\" vibes, which means they're not even admitting the problems they have. So while you <b>might<\/b> get your Battletoads if you preorder them, we here at OAFE cannot in good conscience recommend you give the company your money. We were going to say if you really wanted the figures, to preorder from a reputable site like Big Bad Toy Store or Entertainment Earth, but neither of them appear to be stocking the <i>Battletoads<\/i> line, which sends a message all its own.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Madballs Blind Bags - Sushisassin review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/12\/madballs-blind-bags-sushisassin-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Madballs Blind Bags - Sushisassin review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Madballs Blind Bags - Lock Lips review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/09\/madballs-blind-bags-lock-lips-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Madballs Blind Bags - Lock Lips review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Madballs Blind Bags - Slobbernaut review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/11\/madballs-blind-bags-slobbernaut-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Madballs Blind Bags - Slobbernaut review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Soon Forget: Madballs Series 3 and 4\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/10\/soon-forget-madballs-series-3\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Soon Forget: Madballs Series 3 and 4<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Madballs Blind Bags - Screamin' Meemie review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/03\/madballs-blind-bags-screamin-meemie-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Madballs Blind Bags - Screamin' Meemie review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You've probably seen the ads for the new Battletoads action figures from Premium DNA Toys. Preorders just began the other day: &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Madballs Blind Bags - Fist Face review Madballs Blind Bags - Skunkvenger review Soon Forget &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/04\/do-not-preorder-the-battletoads-toys\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,24],"tags":[385,348],"class_list":["post-34280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary","category-news","tag-battletoads","tag-madballs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34280"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34284,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34280\/revisions\/34284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}