{"id":37646,"date":"2022-08-31T00:00:37","date_gmt":"2022-08-31T04:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=37646"},"modified":"2023-03-31T13:21:30","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T17:21:30","slug":"the-t-stands-for-tape-measure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/08\/the-t-stands-for-tape-measure\/","title":{"rendered":"The \"T\" stands for \"Tape Measure\""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/wwe_ult13_mrt.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/wwe_ult13_mrt6.jpg\" alt=\"a tape measure with a yellow casing and black rubberized sections that look remarkably like a beard and mohawk, with the caption &quot;I PITY THE TOOL!!!&quot;\" width=\"550\" height=\"495\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"A tour of Toys R Us in 1991\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/01\/a-tour-of-toys-r-us-in-1991\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A tour of Toys R Us in 1991<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"A boy and his dinosaur\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/06\/a-boy-and-his-dinosaur\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A boy and his dinosaur<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Soon Forget: the Gobbledy Gooker\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/11\/soon-forget-the-gobbledy-gooker\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Soon Forget: the Gobbledy Gooker<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Peer pressure\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/08\/peer-pressure\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Peer pressure<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Gonna tell my kids this was Jurassic Express\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/06\/gonna-tell-my-kids-this-was-jurassic-express\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Gonna tell my kids this was Jurassic Express<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Sting addendum - the Blade Runners Toys vs. Toys in an epic stop-motion showdown The only joke we're playing today The greatest mafia Pops ever made BotCon box set part 6 - Motormaster review<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,377],"tags":[421,69],"class_list":["post-37646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-memes","tag-mr-t","tag-wrestling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37646"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37650,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37646\/revisions\/37650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}