{"id":38006,"date":"2022-10-28T00:00:17","date_gmt":"2022-10-28T04:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=38006"},"modified":"2022-10-04T01:49:00","modified_gmt":"2022-10-04T05:49:00","slug":"best-of-bethesda-mystery-minis-doom-revenant-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/10\/best-of-bethesda-mystery-minis-doom-revenant-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Best of Bethesda Mystery Minis - Doom Revenant review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who's back! Back again!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/funkfri.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"72\" alt=\"Funko Friday\" title=\"Funko Friday\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The original <i>Doom<\/i> was such a success <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/funko_bethmm_dr1.jpg\" title=\"Revenant (shown twice actual size)\" width=\"380\" height=\"432\" align=right style=\"margin:0px 0px 0px 10px\">that id Software delivered <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PRI2rTwvWfk\" target=\"yt\" rel=\"noopener\">its sequel<\/a> only a scant 10 months later. Can you imagine? Dropping a genre-defining masterpiece and then almost immediately following it up with something just as good? And not just as a glorified map pack, but as a true growth of the project, with new weapons and new enemies.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently when a demon dies, they pick him up, dust him off, wire him some combat gear, and send him back into battle. No rest for the wicked, eh? They fire homing missiles that do somewhere between 20 and 60,000 HP damage to the player, come in packs, are generally dicks, and sound like a kitten going through a wheat thresher.<\/p>\n<p>The Revenant isn't as iconic as some other <i>Doom<\/i> enemies, but it's up there. A zombie with shoulder-mounted rocket launchers? Yeah, not a lot of properties that could belong to. Like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=37997\">Pinky<\/a>, the Revenant is smaller than it should be - barely as tall <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/funko_bethmm_dr2.jpg\" title=\"it's trying to run away from you\" width=\"200\" height=\"235\" align=left style=\"margin:3px 10px 0px 0px\">as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=37935\">Doomothy J. Guyerton<\/a>, when in the games they're much taller. The excuse in <i>Doom 2016<\/i> is that a mutation caused people's skeletons to start growing, without the meaty parts of the body following suit, eventually ripping them apart.<\/p>\n<p>The zombie part is a very pleasant shade of pinkish tan, with big red sections of exposed musculature, while the rocket launcher and other metal parts (harness, mechanical implants in the arm and leg) are a bit more beige. Its eyes are yellow rimmed with orange, and the teeth bone white. And are those his exposed guts beneath the chest panel? It's too bad this set didn't have silly variants like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=20545\"><i>Heroes of the Storm<\/i><\/a> did, or they could have given the Revenant his \"<a href=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/2c6hy34fl7g11.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Doot<\/a>\" skin.<\/p>\n<p>The Revenant was available in a 1:24 ratio, or one in every two cases.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Zombie Lab: Ethan (E003) exclusive review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2018\/12\/zombie-lab-ethan-e003-exclusive-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Zombie Lab: Ethan (E003) exclusive review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Horror Classics Mystery Minis - Hannibal Lecter\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/10\/horror-classics-mystery-minis-hannibal-lecter\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Horror Classics Mystery Minis - Hannibal Lecter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Minimate Mini-Review #400 - The Governor &#038; Bruce &#038; Jaw Zombie\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/10\/minimate-mini-review-400-the-governor-bruce-jaw-zombie\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Minimate Mini-Review #400 - The Governor &#038; Bruce &#038; Jaw Zombie<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Vitruvian HACKS 2020 Deluxe Advent Calendar review - Day 24\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/12\/vitruvian-hacks-2020-deluxe-advent-calendar-review-day-24\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Vitruvian HACKS 2020 Deluxe Advent Calendar review - Day 24<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Fallout Mystery Minis - Grim Reaper's Sprint review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/11\/fallout-mystery-minis-grim-reapers-sprint-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Fallout Mystery Minis - Grim Reaper's Sprint review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who's back! Back again! &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Soon Forget: DC Direct DCeased Minimate Mini-Review #204 - Dexter &#038; Dreadlock Zombie Godzilla Mystery Minis - SpaceGodzilla review Vitruvian HACKS 2020 Deluxe Advent Calendar review - Day 13 Horror Classics &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/10\/best-of-bethesda-mystery-minis-doom-revenant-review\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,250],"tags":[399,291,153],"class_list":["post-38006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-exclusive-review","category-funko","tag-doom","tag-mystery-minis","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38006"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38016,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38006\/revisions\/38016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}