{"id":38600,"date":"2022-12-20T15:14:21","date_gmt":"2022-12-20T20:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=38600"},"modified":"2024-12-22T17:12:08","modified_gmt":"2024-12-22T22:12:08","slug":"i-need-to-find-out-if-the-girl-who-owns-this-is-single","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/i-need-to-find-out-if-the-girl-who-owns-this-is-single\/","title":{"rendered":"I need to find out if the girl who owns this is single!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/nativityducks.jpg\" alt=\"a Nativity Scene made entirely of rubber duckies like you would use in a bath: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, the Wise Men, an angel, a shepherd, sheep, donkey, pig, cow, everything. The stable is even a little tugboat instead of a normal building\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>\"Come they told me<br \/>\nKa quack a wack honk<br \/>\nA newborn king to see<br \/>\nKa quack a wack honk\"<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/punished_cait\/status\/1602546995465703424\" target=\"twit\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"Come they told me Ka quack a wack honk A newborn king to see Ka quack a wack honk\" (via)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[466],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nativity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38602,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38600\/revisions\/38602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}