{"id":38749,"date":"2023-01-16T11:25:10","date_gmt":"2023-01-16T16:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=38749"},"modified":"2023-01-20T01:27:31","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T06:27:31","slug":"five-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/01\/five-stars\/","title":{"rendered":"Five stars!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/motu-uber.jpg\" alt=\"Your Uber is here! *a van with a hand-painted image of Skeletor pinching He-Man's nipples, with large red lettering reading The Titty Twister\" width=\"550\" height=\"360\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Flippin' through Previews - September '14\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/09\/flippin-through-previews-september-14\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Flippin' through Previews - September '14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Mattel's stupid SDCC 2018 plan\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2018\/06\/mattels-stupid-sdcc-2018-plan\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Mattel's stupid SDCC 2018 plan<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Instead of a Blue Shell, you'd launch Orko\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/03\/instead-of-a-blue-shell-youd-launch-orko\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Instead of a Blue Shell, you'd launch Orko<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"MotU Two-Bad addendum\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2003\/06\/motu-two-bad-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">MotU Two-Bad addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Eternia Minis: Jitsu exclusive review\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/02\/eternia-minis-jitsu-exclusive-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Eternia Minis: Jitsu exclusive review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;What the hell, Mattel? MotU Minis: Zodac &#038; Beast Man reviews Movie Skeletor with cartoon voice Xevoz Series 5: Ursa Khan GI Joe \"creator\" seeks to regain control of the brand<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[96,15,181],"class_list":["post-38749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-he-man","tag-motu","tag-skeletor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38751,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38749\/revisions\/38751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}