{"id":40156,"date":"2023-07-09T22:07:29","date_gmt":"2023-07-10T02:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=40156"},"modified":"2023-07-11T22:12:13","modified_gmt":"2023-07-12T02:12:13","slug":"this-toys-not-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/07\/this-toys-not-real\/","title":{"rendered":"This toy's not real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/lizardman.jpg\" alt=\"@danpolydoris says &quot;I've been obsessed with the woman who exited her flight because she claimed someone onboard wasn't real and blinking with lizard eyes anyway long story short I made this today.&quot; *a carded custom figure of &quot;A Shape-Shifting Lizard Man Who Just Boarded my International Flight&quot;, a person wearing jeans and a hoodie but with green skin and a pointy snout*\" width=\"450\" height=\"580\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/danpolydoris\/status\/1678121114193592320\" target=\"twit\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40156"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40160,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40156\/revisions\/40160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}