{"id":41862,"date":"2024-03-09T18:55:23","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T23:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=41862"},"modified":"2024-03-10T18:55:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-10T22:55:36","slug":"national-barbie-day-always-revise-your-first-draft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/03\/national-barbie-day-always-revise-your-first-draft\/","title":{"rendered":"National Barbie Day - always revise your first draft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/barbie-suicide.jpg\" alt=\"Karate Barbie says &quot;OK brain, let's solve this problem!&quot; Barbie's brain says &quot;Suicide?&quot; Karate Barbie karate chops the brain and says &quot;OK let's try a little harder!&quot;\" width=\"450\" height=\"515\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The best of Barbie posters\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/04\/the-best-of-barbie-posters\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The best of Barbie posters<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Blood of your enemies sold separately\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/04\/blood-of-your-enemies-sold-separately\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Blood of your enemies sold separately<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Serial killer Barbie\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/05\/serial-killer-barbie\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Serial killer Barbie<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/09\/im-a-barbie-girl-on-arrakis-world\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"It's National Barbie Day AND Joe Friday, all at once!\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2018\/03\/its-national-barbie-day-and-joe-friday-all-at-once\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">It's National Barbie Day AND Joe Friday, all at once!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;The type of face men recognize better than women Barbie is canonically a Portal fan Happy Mother's Day You\u2019re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears? See how she goes to work?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,377],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-41862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mattel","category-memes","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41864,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41862\/revisions\/41864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}