{"id":42407,"date":"2019-08-29T00:00:16","date_gmt":"2019-08-29T04:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=42407"},"modified":"2024-06-20T14:55:48","modified_gmt":"2024-06-20T18:55:48","slug":"the-continuing-adventures-of-john-hammond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/08\/the-continuing-adventures-of-john-hammond\/","title":{"rendered":"The continuing adventures of John Hammond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 1998, EA Games released <i>Jurassic Park: Trespasser<\/i>, a PC game best known today for being \"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_21031_5-hilariously-failed-attempts-at-video-game-realism-pt.-2.html\" target=\"cracked\" rel=\"noopener\">that one where your health bar is 'looking at your own boobs'<\/a>.\" The plot involved <s>staring down your cleavage<\/s> Anne, the sole survivor of a plane crash on the island from <i>Jurassic Park 2<\/i>, trying to call for help and get rescued. Like Jurassic Park itself, the game failed because it was trying to exploit fantastic new technology: not dinosaur cloning, but a realistic physics engine. Its existence was influential on games like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/necapsvhl2gf.php\"><i>Half-Life<\/i><\/a>, but it's nothing on its own.<\/p>\n<p>However, the game has its fans, and a group called the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.trescom.org\" target=\"jp\" rel=\"noopener\">Trespasser Hacking Society<\/a> has been working for years on modernizing it into something that's, you know, <b>playable<\/b>. They've made new levels, cleaned up old ones, and tried to turn the physics engine into something functional. But while going through the game's files, they found something extremely interesting.<\/p>\n<p>One of the features of the game was Anne finding bits of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/jp1_jh.php\">John Hammond's<\/a> memoir, which you can read the transcript of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.trescom.org\/hosted\/scallenger\/jurassictime\/files\/Trespasser-OriginalHammondScript.pdf\" target=\"jp\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a>. You didn't have to read them in the game, however, because they were actually voiced by Richard Attenborough himself, making them as close to a canon story as possible. Well, the THS has managed to find copies of these files, and is working on stitching them all together in a cohesive narrative without the extraneous post-processing \"voice over\" effects. It'll be worth keeping an eye on the project to see how it turns out when they complete it.<\/p>\n<p>Edit: and now they have!<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/videoseries?si=nt9p1fw8TlD5SBcZ&list=PLIACT8MUZTgN5zOiJ1KlVgiEgctDXy3D5\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You can't say Attenborough didn't put his all into the work. That's really good writing, too; shame it was only found in such a bad game.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Control those dinos!\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/06\/control-those-dinos\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Control those dinos!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Some things never change\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/02\/some-things-never-change\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Some things never change<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"I seem to recognize your face - Wayne Knight\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2018\/07\/i-seem-to-recognize-your-face-wayne-knight\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">I seem to recognize your face - Wayne Knight<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"I seem to recognize your face - Julianne Moore\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/09\/i-seem-to-recognize-your-face-julianne-moore\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">I seem to recognize your face - Julianne Moore<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Beasts of the Mesozoic Monoclonius addendum\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/12\/beasts-of-the-mesozoic-monoclonius-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Beasts of the Mesozoic Monoclonius addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1998, EA Games released Jurassic Park: Trespasser, a PC game best known today for being \"that one where your health bar is 'looking at your own boobs'.\" The plot involved staring down your cleavage Anne, the sole survivor of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/08\/the-continuing-adventures-of-john-hammond\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,247],"tags":[302,241],"class_list":["post-42407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-fan-films","tag-dinosaurs","tag-jurassic-park"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42407"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42422,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42407\/revisions\/42422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}