{"id":42796,"date":"2024-08-28T19:40:23","date_gmt":"2024-08-28T23:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=42796"},"modified":"2024-08-29T19:51:06","modified_gmt":"2024-08-29T23:51:06","slug":"officially-sanctioned-white-or-black-paint-will-be-an-additional-5-per-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/08\/officially-sanctioned-white-or-black-paint-will-be-an-additional-5-per-bottle\/","title":{"rendered":"Officially sanctioned white or black paint will be an additional $5 per bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/40k-chess.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"455\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"a meme showing what would happen if Games Workshop, the company behind Warhammer, had instead created chess.\n\n4 Pawns - $45\nRook\/Knight\/Bishop multikit - $35\nKing\/Queen multikit - $35\nRule Book (&quot;Complete Book of Beginning Chhess&quot;, currently six dollars on Amazon) - $45\nDatacards (diagrams of how the pieces move) - $25\nMovement Tool (a ruler) - $18\nStart Collecting Box (normal, basic chess set available at any toy store) - $299\nTerrain (a needlessly fancy raised board with faux stone columns around all the side) - $90\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/40k-columbo.jpg\" width=\"490\" height=\"360\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"screenshot of an episode of Columbo, where Columbo and the suspect he's bothering have been photoshopped to be standing in front of a game store's Warhammer display wall. Columbo is casually saying &quot;Boy, a hella could go broke with a hobby like this.&quot;\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Preheat your oven to 40K and bake for nine minutes\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/preheat-your-oven-to-40k-and-bake-for-nine-minutes\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Preheat your oven to 40K and bake for nine minutes<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Blobby Heresy\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/05\/the-blobby-heresy\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Blobby Heresy<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Wouldn't they ALL be Grumpy?\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/03\/wouldnt-they-all-be-grumpy\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Wouldn't they ALL be Grumpy?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Power armor runs on propane?\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/02\/power-armor-runs-on-propane\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Power armor runs on propane?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"You've got a Custodes in me\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/04\/youve-got-a-custodes-in-me\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">You've got a Custodes in me<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Waaaaagh, Mr. Bond Paintwork to be proud of For the (Frozen) Empire! Send in the War Hippos Warhamster 40K<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[377],"tags":[405],"class_list":["post-42796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-40k"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42796"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42799,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42796\/revisions\/42799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}