{"id":46144,"date":"2025-12-21T16:28:57","date_gmt":"2025-12-21T21:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46144"},"modified":"2025-12-21T16:28:57","modified_gmt":"2025-12-21T21:28:57","slug":"elfie-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/12\/elfie-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Elfie, no!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/elfcoathanger.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Joseph leads the donkey that is carrying his very pregnant wife, Mary. They are being chased by Elf on a Shelf, who is brandishing a wire coat hanger.\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Get 'im, Elsa!\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/get-im-elsa\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Get 'im, Elsa!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Shroom on the Vacuum?\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/shroom-on-the-vacuum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Shroom on the Vacuum?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"\"On the Shelf\" meets \"On the Pole\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/elf-on-the-shelf-meets-hole-on-the-pole\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\"On the Shelf\" meets \"On the Pole\"<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Narc getting Scarffed\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/narc-getting-scarffed\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Narc getting Scarffed<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Forget \"stitches,\" snitches get snapped\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/12\/forget-stitches-snitches-get-snapped\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Forget \"stitches,\" snitches get snapped<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;He has seen too much!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[466],"tags":[433],"class_list":["post-46144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nativity","tag-elf-on-the-shelf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46145,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46144\/revisions\/46145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}