{"id":46295,"date":"2026-02-01T20:28:44","date_gmt":"2026-02-02T01:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46295"},"modified":"2026-02-02T11:41:33","modified_gmt":"2026-02-02T16:41:33","slug":"tired-president-barbie-wired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/02\/tired-president-barbie-wired\/","title":{"rendered":"If you don't like President Barbie, you can always get"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/barbiepantsken.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"495\" alt=\"A custom Pants Shitting Ken. His catchphrase is &quot;Um... haha oops...!&quot; and the packaging promises Accidental Discharge.\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>He's an international embarrassment!<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Happy Mother's Day\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/05\/happy-mothers-day\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy Mother's Day<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Beggar Ken\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/05\/beggar-ken\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Beggar Ken<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Don't be ashamed of your own happiness\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/07\/dont-be-ashamed-of-your-own-happiness\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Don't be ashamed of your own happiness<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/07\/not-even-oppenheimer-destroyed-anybody-this-hard\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The best of Barbie posters\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/04\/the-best-of-barbie-posters\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The best of Barbie posters<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He's an international embarrassment! &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;It's Barbin' Time! What if Barbie looked like a real woman? Barbie meets Beast Wars National Barbie Day - Mass Effect Barbie I'm an Imperium girl, in an Imperium world<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-46295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mattel","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46295"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46298,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46295\/revisions\/46298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}