Figuretoon Quickies

Okay, we've been advertising the ToY Awards long enough. Time for more fun! The message behind this Quickie? "Artemis owns a metric tonne of porn star action figures." Honestly, is there any point to this beyond showing off an acre of unblemished, nubile young flesh? But perhaps more importantly, do we need any point beyond that? We've already established that Riker is a tomcat and Tony Stark loves the ladies, so what happens when they join forces? Together, they can put Wilt Chamberlain to shame! Bet that room is just going to reek by the time they all leave. Vision-Impaired Transcript Iron Man: Race ya.

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