We stole this joke. And all the figures used to make it. Problem?
In case you're somehow not familiar with Jay-Z, this is a play on the lyrics to his song "99 Problems":
We considered putting Miles O'Brien in there with La Forge instead of Scotty, but O'Brien was wearing the same mustard uniform and that made the picture boring.
Vision-Impaired Transcript
Geordi: If you're having hull problems I feel bad for you son; I got 99 problems but a breach ain't one.
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