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Figuretoon Quickies
"The School of Menses"
4/9/25
The Hunter may be smaller than a "standard" 6" figure, but that means he's just the right size to mingle with the also-undersized Aloy! But what would they talk about? Fighting monsters? Color vs. desaturation? How similar "Mensis" sounds to "menses"? All fine choices, but we went with a different topic instead.
Fans have wanted a Bloodborne remaster for years, and were understandaly annoyed when a much newer game, Horizon Zero Dawn, was announced for the treatment. But considering Bloodborne fans also pitch a total hissy fit whenever somebody suggests Soulsborne games could have a difficulty slider, is it any wonder Sony might not consider them the best use of money for bringing in new audiences?
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Vision-Impaired Transcript
The Hunter: So why do you get a remaster and I don't?
Aloy: Have you considered it's because your fans are weirdly exclusionary?
The Hunter: ...okay, fair.
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