Figuretoon Quickies

Much like our first Quickie, this one is just about the juxtaposition of Hasbro's "Heroes-scale" toys. The title is a play on the somewhat-well-known tagline for Raiders, "If adventure has a name, it's 'Indiana Jones.'" Notice that Fin Fang Foom gets his tiny purple underpants. Why? Because they're awesome, that's why. And because OAFEnet is the first result for "tiny purple underpants" on Google, and we want to keep it that way. The logo had to be done in Illustrator, so we did the text that way, too - particularly Willie's scream. Vision-Impaired Transcript Willie Scott: IIINNNDDDYYYYY! Title: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Foom Shortround: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We in big trouble! Cultists: Kali Ma Shakti de! Indy: Giant winged snakes! Why is it always giant winged snakes?

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