The title of the strip is a reference both to the classic phrase "I Got Wood" and the classic character Wooderson, from Dazed & Confused. Press play, and then go read the comic again:
Vision-Impaired Transcript
Pilot Hal Jordan: That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. First Appearance Hal Jordan: Yes they do. Hal Jordan: Yes they do.
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