Figuretoon Quickies

This Figuretoon is a parody of Jurassic Park - specifically, the scene where the T Rex is chasing the Jeep, and Jeff Goldblum delivers the catchphrase he inexplicably picked up in the early '90s: "must go faster!" Of course, Jurassic Park didn't star Mario and Yoshi, but some things need to be changed. Or else it wouldn't be a joke. Vision-Impaired Transcript Caption: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

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