Figuretoon Quickies

One of the things that everyone seems to be complaining about in regard to the new Transformers: Rise of the Fallen film (once they finally get off their high horses about the racist robots) is the fact that Devastator, big mighty Devastator, has wrecking-ball "testicles." Because somehow that's worse than Bumblebee peeing on John Turturro in the first one. Ayway, we wondered, what if the same were true in G1? What if Devastator had manberries? The "gentleman's area" in question is indeed a set (?) of real Truck Nutz - the official ones sold in stores by whatever company was tacky enough to make them. We at OAFE await the day there's a female equivalent. And if you look real close, you'll notice Optimus Prime is shielding his eyes in horror as he turns away from the sight. His dialogue loosely translates to "dear god, my eyes!" Ze (Arabian) goggles? Zhey do nuzing. Vision-Impaired Transcript Devastator: GRRRRAAAAHH! Optimus Prime: Dear Primus, my optics! Beachcomber: Uncool, man! Brawn: Make the bad man stop!

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