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"Have You Ever Had Sex With a Pharaoh?"

Anubis gestures to Bastet, who is propping herself up in a sarcophagus and looking up at him

Do Anubis and Bastet make the Mummy's accessory set better than it would be otherwise? Hard to say.

The hieroglyphics don't actually translate properly: they're just directly replacing the English letters, like a lazy or dumb person would do. We'll give you a moment to finish deciphering it for yourself. Finished yet? Here we go!

Anubis: I put the pussy in a sarcophagus!
Bastet: ...what are you talking about?

Obviously even divine beings with all the powers of a god can't comprehend what the hell Kanye was trying to convey with his lyric there.

Vision-Impaired Transcript

Anubis: *speaking the language of the gods*
Bastet: *replying in the language of the gods*

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