Category Archives: Mattel

The weakest crossover designs yet

Posted on October 7, 2025 by OAFE

TMNT, Thundercats, even Stranger Things... those were all pretty great designs. But now there's... this. (via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Mattel comes through He-Man and the Masters of the Alphabet Castle Grayskullman addendum: interview with creator Daniel Benedict Transformers branded … Continue reading →

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Barbie is canonically a Portal fan

Posted on October 4, 2025 by OAFE

A real video posted by the official Barbie channel: Not the crossover anyone ever expected. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Team Fortress 2: The Engineer addendum Mattel's SDCC exclusives revealed Top 10 Valve action figures NECA should make Send summer off … Continue reading →

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I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world

Posted on September 24, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>What if Barbie looked like a real woman? Barbie's Best Kept Secret The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it? Toy Shop A Cruel Barbie's Thesis

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That'll really piss off the HOA!

Posted on September 15, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Rustin's Spoils of the Week #157 Trapjaw addendum MotU Eternia Minis blindpack codes Eternia Minis: Ninjor exclusive review SDCC 2011 - Day 2, Friday

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In all fairness, "Tilted Towers," "Slurpy Swamp," and "Nightshift Forest" do sound like places in Eternia

Posted on September 1, 2025 by OAFE

Put on your Fortnite Snake-Eyes or Optimus Prime skin and have them go beat up monsters with He-Man: Yes, it's a real thing. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>The gift everybody wants MotU Minis: Moss Man & Battle Armor Skeletor reviews … Continue reading →

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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

Posted on June 28, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>National Barbie Day - Just Gals Being Pals Barbie's got her head on straight American Girl: The Movie Barbie Meets Jason Voorhees It's Barbin' Time!

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Soon Forget: Green Lantern the Animated Series

Posted on May 23, 2025 by OAFE

This is the latest in a series (of indefinite length and regularity) of blog posts memorializing cancelled toys. Our subject today is Mattel's Green Lantern: the Animated Series. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Soon Forget: Total Justice Series 4 Rot Lop … Continue reading →

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Like Barbie needed one more job

Posted on April 26, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Rustin's Spoils of the Week #191 How you know when you're "dadding" right Science Fiction Mystery Minis - Alien & Predator Shop TV Rustin's Spoils of the Week #171, Part 2

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You’re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears?

Posted on April 15, 2025 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>The type of face men recognize better than women National Barbie Day - Daylight Saving Time is the worst! See how she goes to work? Thanks for the clarification You can't spell "Pride Month" without … Continue reading →

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Instead of a Blue Shell, you'd launch Orko

Posted on March 23, 2025 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>The secret of the sword Flippin' through Previews - July '12 He-Man and the Mass Transit of the Universe Mattel announces CCI 2010 exclusive MotU Minis: Man-At-Arms & Faker reviews

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