Category Archives: Mattel

They're wig brothers

Posted on July 8, 2026 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Send summer off in style The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it? The greatest mafia Pops ever made Don't be ashamed of your own happiness The New Day addendum

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RIP Roger Sweet

Posted on April 29, 2026 by OAFE

Mattel has never met an idea they couldn't do wrong. (via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Netflix cancels its live-action He-Man film MotU Scare Glow addendum The biggest properties of the '80s Illusion is the ultimate weapon Into the Masterverse

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Until Mattel does a Scare-Mare

Posted on April 20, 2026 by Poe Ghostal

The new Chronicles Scare Glow looks great on Illythia's horse, Phobos: <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Springfield's location revealed! MOTU Classics Fisto addendum Masters of the Galaxy Far Far Away That'll really piss off the HOA! Up in Smoke

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A bad idea? Believe it!

Posted on March 21, 2026 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Autos in Disguise Hot Wheels Character Cars Boba Fett review Hot Wheels Carbonator review Hot Wheels Aisle Driver review A message to all the haters

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Someone's been stealing carburetors

Posted on March 18, 2026 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Hot Wheels on a water slide race track Mattel's stupid SDCC 2018 plan Rustin's Spoils of the Week #215 Introducing Hot Wheels Optimus Prime Rustin's Spoils of the Week #197

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Jeez Mattel, no need to do Mantenna dirty like that

Posted on February 23, 2026 by Poe Ghostal

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Rustin's Spoils of the Week #94 Rustin's Spoils of the Week #213 Rustin's Spoils of the Week #233 Rustin's Spoils of the Week #128 Eternia Minis: Orko exclusive review

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Your move, Mattel

Posted on February 16, 2026 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Periodic table of Transformers Rustin's Spoils of the Week #52 Minimate Mini-Review #242 - Shanna the She-Devil & Savage Land Reaper Meet Bild Lilli, the original Barbie At first I was like--

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Lots of toys make a Super Bowl appearance

Posted on February 8, 2026 by OAFE

That kid loves his NECA Dungeons & Dragons figures and his GI Joe Retro Collection, just like all 8-year-olds play with today! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Poe - Top Ten Toys of All Time Hasbro Marketing Secrets Revealed GI Joe … Continue reading →

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If you don't like President Barbie, you can always get

Posted on February 1, 2026 by OAFE

He's an international embarrassment! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Barbie trashes her Dream House Jade knows what's up National Barbie Day - The Barbie/Zelda connection Thanks for the clarification Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard

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The weakest crossover designs yet

Posted on October 7, 2025 by OAFE

TMNT, Thundercats, even Stranger Things... those were all pretty great designs. But now there's... this. (via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Transformers ROTF: Skystalker addendum Transformers Bumblebee: Studio Series Shockwave addendum To you he's Optimus Prime, but to me he's BotCon … Continue reading →

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