Tag Archives: Barbie

Barbie is canonically a Portal fan

Posted on October 4, 2025 by OAFE

A real video posted by the official Barbie channel: Not the crossover anyone ever expected. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Build your own Lego "Portal" turret Barbie Meets Jason Voorhees The best of Barbie posters Asian American Doll - the doll … Continue reading →

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I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world

Posted on September 24, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>How you know when you're "dadding" right New Barbie A Cruel Barbie's Thesis Blood of your enemies sold separately Serial killer Barbie

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The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it?

Posted on August 16, 2025 by OAFE

Now he's crying about Superman. So time to re-up this gag from when he was crying about Barbie: Alternate title: "Dweeby little loser can't understand storytelling." <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>I'm an Imperium girl, in an Imperium world What if … Continue reading →

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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

Posted on June 28, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Barbie's got her Halloween costume sorted Toy Shop It's Barbin' Time! Barbie meets Beast Wars Happy Mother's Day

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It's alive! ALIVE!

Posted on May 28, 2025 by OAFE

Remember a few years ago, before Target shot itself in the foot financially by abandoning its equality initiatives, when it boldly signaled its willingness to fold like a card table by removing its Pride Month displays due to some typical … Continue reading →

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Like Barbie needed one more job

Posted on April 26, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Flippin' Through Previews - December '07 Madballs at Target Green Lantern vs. Predator addendum Rustin's Spoils of the Week #153 Rustin's Spoils of the Week #187

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You’re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears?

Posted on April 15, 2025 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Licensed Contest of Champions Barbie trashes her Dream House Christians vs. He-Man How to authentically celebrate Australia Day Barbie's got her head on straight

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National Barbie Day - Daylight Saving Time is the worst!

Posted on March 9, 2025 by OAFE

Remember, that one-hour switch can really mess up your physiology! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Get ready to watch the Toy Wars Barbie's Best Kept Secret Even Sith Lords deserve a relaxed weekend ATFC '16 - Day 3: Mattel/Mega Bloks See … Continue reading →

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He just like me fr

Posted on February 15, 2025 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Flippin' through Previews - November '15 Transformers BotBots Dumbeats review Transformers Garbage Pail Kids Teenage Mutant Ninja Deadpool Transformers BotBots Tricitrustops and Trisourtops reviews

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Crystal Pink Persuasion

Posted on January 18, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Even 12' Home Depot Skeletons like to play dress-up Mattel's SDCC exclusives revealed Stop it, you're scaring me, Ken! Don't be ashamed of your own happiness North Korea releases a new propaganda video

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