Tag Archives: Barbie

They're wig brothers

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Happy Mother's Day The greatest mafia Pops ever made Imperial Royal Guard (Halloween Edition) addendum The type of face men recognize better than women At ease, disease! Sgt. Slaughter has re-enlisted!

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Barbie's book club

For years, the American Library Association had a literacy campaign that featured posters of celebrities encouraging reading. If you frequented any US library in the last four decades, you definitely recognize the "READ" posters, even if you don't actively remember … Continue reading →

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Jade knows what's up

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>The best of Barbie posters You can't spell "Pride Month" without "De-mon" Zombie Attack Barbie That's exactly what my fortune cookie told me, too National Barbie Day - always revise your first draft

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If you don't like President Barbie, you can always get

He's an international embarrassment! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>New Barbie First look at Ryan Gosling as Ken That is NOT Kenough Don't be ashamed of your own happiness Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard

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The Barb-barian

There's more than one way to slay. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>He's just Ken and he's enough, but NOT so great at doing stuff Barbie's got her Halloween costume sorted It's National Barbie Day AND Joe Friday, all at once! … Continue reading →

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Barbie is canonically a Portal fan

A real video posted by the official Barbie channel: Not the crossover anyone ever expected. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Congratulations NECA! You're apparently racist! This Barbie has such sights to show you Portal 2: Chell addendum Get ready to watch … Continue reading →

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I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Barbie's got her head on straight Meet Bild Lilli, the original Barbie National Barbie Day - Just Gals Being Pals Stop it, you're scaring me, Ken! How you know when you're "dadding" right

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The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it?

Now he's crying about Superman. So time to re-up this gag from when he was crying about Barbie: Alternate title: "Dweeby little loser can't understand storytelling." <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Barbie Meets Jason Voorhees Barbie's Best Kept Secret Crystal Pink … Continue reading →

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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Todds R Us Barbie, heading off into the future National Barbie Day - Mass Effect Barbie American Girl: The Movie Even Sith Lords deserve a relaxed weekend

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It's alive! ALIVE!

Remember a few years ago, before Target shot itself in the foot financially by abandoning its equality initiatives, when it boldly signaled its willingness to fold like a card table by removing its Pride Month displays due to some typical … Continue reading →

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