Tag Archives: Barbie

They're wig brothers

Posted on July 8, 2026 by OAFE

(via) <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Barbie's Best Kept Secret The "T" stands for "Tape Measure" Crystal Pink Persuasion Soon Forget - Madballs Blind Bags Black Out Series National Barbie Day - Mass Effect Barbie

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Barbie's book club

Posted on June 20, 2026 by OAFE

For years, the American Library Association had a literacy campaign that featured posters of celebrities encouraging reading. If you frequented any US library in the last four decades, you definitely recognize the "READ" posters, even if you don't actively remember … Continue reading →

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Jade knows what's up

Posted on June 14, 2026 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>He just like me fr A Cruel Barbie's Thesis Even Sith Lords deserve a relaxed weekend ATFC '16 - Day 3: Mattel/Mega Bloks Get ready to watch the Toy Wars

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If you don't like President Barbie, you can always get

Posted on February 1, 2026 by OAFE

He's an international embarrassment! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard You’re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears? The type of face men recognize better than women What if Barbie looked like … Continue reading →

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The Barb-barian

Posted on December 20, 2025 by OAFE

There's more than one way to slay. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>See how she goes to work? Bad toy texts Happy Thanksgiving from the Barbie Pond Barbie's got her Halloween costume sorted Christians vs. He-Man

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Barbie is canonically a Portal fan

Posted on October 4, 2025 by OAFE

A real video posted by the official Barbie channel: Not the crossover anyone ever expected. <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Beggar Ken Build your own Lego "Portal" turret That is NOT Kenough Flippin' through Previews - January '13 "Do you guys … Continue reading →

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I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world

Posted on September 24, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Shop TV Barbie trashes her Dream House Even 12' Home Depot Skeletons like to play dress-up Don't be ashamed of your own happiness He's just Ken and he's enough, but NOT so great at doing stuff

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The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it?

Posted on August 16, 2025 by OAFE

Now he's crying about Superman. So time to re-up this gag from when he was crying about Barbie: Alternate title: "Dweeby little loser can't understand storytelling." <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Barbie meets Beast Wars Like Barbie needed one more job … Continue reading →

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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

Posted on June 28, 2025 by OAFE

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Blood of your enemies sold separately Send summer off in style National Barbie Day - How to Advertise Barbie? You can't spell "Pride Month" without "De-mon" Happy 50th Birthday, Barbie

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It's alive! ALIVE!

Posted on May 28, 2025 by OAFE

Remember a few years ago, before Target shot itself in the foot financially by abandoning its equality initiatives, when it boldly signaled its willingness to fold like a card table by removing its Pride Month displays due to some typical … Continue reading →

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