Category Archives: OEU

The "A" in "OAFEnet Email Update" does not stand for "Ambien made me be a racist." Because that's not a real thing.

The OAFEnet Email Update has no privacy settings to update.

The OAFEnet Email Update is excited for Deadpool 2. A little bit.

There's never enough time for the OAFEnet Email Update.

Turn off the lights and say "OAFEnet Email Update" three times into a mirror.

The OAFEnet Email Update doesn't know the meaning of the word "pacing."

If you aren't reading the OAFEnet Email Update, you must hate your computer.

Prepare for a stern talking-to from the OAFEnet Email Update.

Does the OAFEnet Email Update count as a belated April Fools' joke?

The OAFEnet Email Update came in like a lion, and is going out like a lamb.