Category Archives: Target

X-Men Retro Collection: Diamond Emma Frost exclusive review

Posted on June 8, 2026 by yo go re

Hey, this figure is one year late! Telepath Emma Frost's chilly demeanor is only reinforced by her secondary mutation that transforms her body into virtually indestructible organic diamond. This figure, a Target exclusive released on one of those Retro Collection … Continue reading →

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Transformers Age of the Primes: Nemesis Prime exclusive review

Posted on February 17, 2026 by yo go re

"All sentient beings will kneel before me!" Little is known about PROJECT: NEMESIS PRIME. Recently certain intercepted Decepticon cominiques [sic] lead Autobot High Council to believe that this is yet another attempt to generate an Optimus Prime clone. But according … Continue reading →

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X-Men Retro Collection: Weapon X exclusive review

Posted on February 9, 2026 by yo go re

Kidnapped by the Weapon X program, mutant Wolverine barely survives the brutal experiments that bond Adamantium to his skeleton and the mind control meant to turn him into a feral killer. Okay, so this Retro Collection figure is just the … Continue reading →

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Transformers Age of the Primes: Bumper exclusive review

Posted on February 3, 2026 by yo go re

It's been a while since one of our silly little April Fools jokes came true. Good to see we've still got the juice. When we reviewed Studio Series 86 Bumblebee, we compared him to the ultra-obscure Transformer "Bumblejumper" and said … Continue reading →

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Madballs at Target

Posted on September 28, 2025 by OAFE

Okay, they're not technically Madballs, they're "Mutant Monsters"... which are just knockoffs of Madballs. The green one is Slobulus (from Amtoy in the '80s) and the blue one is Repvile (from Art Asylum in the '00s), and the red one … Continue reading →

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True story

Posted on June 21, 2025 by OAFE
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It's alive! ALIVE!

Posted on May 28, 2025 by OAFE

Remember a few years ago, before Target shot itself in the foot financially by abandoning its equality initiatives, when it boldly signaled its willingness to fold like a card table by removing its Pride Month displays due to some typical … Continue reading →

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Star Wars Black Series Clone Commander Appo/501st Trooper

Posted on May 24, 2025 by Monkey Boy

Black Series 2023 Clone Commander Appo (left) and 2025 501st Trooper on throwback Revenge of the Sith packaging (right): <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>What if another company made LotR figures? Flippin' Through Previews - May '10 Is Forces of Destiny … Continue reading →

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Spider-Man Retro Collection: Carnage exclusive review

Posted on September 16, 2024 by yo go re

After integrating with the symbiote Venom's offspring, dangerous criminal Cletus Kasady became the ruthless villain Carnage. This figure, a Target exclusive, is the Venom Legends Series 2 Carnage figure with a new head and a few new accessories. It's still … Continue reading →

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Haulathon already?

Posted on April 7, 2024 by Monkey Boy

Someone who is good with the economy please help my family is dying <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>The Brain you've never seen Soon Forget: Classic Krang T.M.N.T. I.R.L. TMNT Slash addendum The only joke we're playing today

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