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X-Men Retro Collection: Diamond Emma Frost exclusive review

Hey, this figure is one year late! Telepath Emma Frost's chilly demeanor is only reinforced by her secondary mutation that transforms her body into virtually indestructible organic diamond. This figure, a Target exclusive released on one of those Retro Collection … Continue reading

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ML15: Enchantress review

If I had a time machine, I wouldn't use it for any high, noble reasons, like preventing the Titanic from sinking, or making sure certain bullets don't miss; no, I'd be super selfish, telling my past self which figures to … Continue reading

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Dirtbag & Ground Chuck

You've seen their modern updates, but now let's take a quick look at the sensational character finds of 1991, Dirtbag and Groundchuck! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Rustin's Spoils of the Week #94 Children of the '90s Try to Explain '80s … Continue reading

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Retro Videogame Mystery Minis - Q*bert reviews

The reason computers run on binary code is because they run on electricity: either a switch is on or it's off, no in-between. It's either A or B, 1 or 0, left or right. It was this simplicity that led … Continue reading

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Transformers Age of the Primes: Nemesis Prime exclusive review

"All sentient beings will kneel before me!" Little is known about PROJECT: NEMESIS PRIME. Recently certain intercepted Decepticon cominiques [sic] lead Autobot High Council to believe that this is yet another attempt to generate an Optimus Prime clone. But according … Continue reading

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X-Men Retro Collection: Weapon X exclusive review

Kidnapped by the Weapon X program, mutant Wolverine barely survives the brutal experiments that bond Adamantium to his skeleton and the mind control meant to turn him into a feral killer. Okay, so this Retro Collection figure is just the … Continue reading

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Retro Videogame Mystery Minis - Centipede review

It took a while before videogames began to worry about such things as "story" or "reason" - Pac-Man just eats ghosts in a maze, he doesn't have a backstory to tell you why you're there making him do it. If … Continue reading

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Transformers Age of the Primes: Bumper exclusive review

It's been a while since one of our silly little April Fools jokes came true. Good to see we've still got the juice. When we reviewed Studio Series 86 Bumblebee, we compared him to the ultra-obscure Transformer "Bumblejumper" and said … Continue reading

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DC Lil' Bombshells - Blackfire review

"Wait, I thought you were only reviewing Lil Bombshells that weren't also Mystery Minis. Starfire was. Why are you reviewing Starfire?" Be patient, gosh! <i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>DC Bombshells Mystery Minis - Catwoman review DC Lil' Bombshells - Power … Continue reading

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 60th Anniversary Mystery Minis - Bumble exclusive review

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:</i>Godzilla Mystery Minis - Anguirus review Science Fiction Mystery Minis - Kirk & Spock Science Fiction Mystery Minis - Leeloo Godzilla Mystery Minis - Shin Godzilla review Arkham Knight Mystery Minis - Mr. Freeze exclusive review

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