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Transformers BotBots Cheero review

If there's one thing Americans love, it's appropriating the trappings of foreign cultures while still hating the actual people behind them. Asian restaurants? The most popular ethnic cuisine in 24 states. Asian people? Victims of hate crimes. Indian food? The … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Mucker Von Diggs exclusive review

Remember when we told you that between Series 1 and Series 2 of the Transformers BotBots, there was a bonus series featuring two new tribes? Batter Splatter was from one of them - the Bakery Bytes - and today we've … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Batter Splatter exclusive review

New year, new faction! Well, technically an old faction - between Series 1 and Series 2 of the Transformers BotBots, there was a bonus series, featuring two new tribes, one of which was the Bakery Bytes. "Series 1½" was intended … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Javasaurus Rex review

The west wing of the Transformers BotBots mall has two spots for the Sugar Shocks to hang out: a little kiosk down on the ground floor, and an actual store store upstairs on the third. But weirdly, Javasaurus Rex is … Continue reading

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A tour of Toys R Us in 1991

Okay, not so much a "tour" as a random collection of footage from the day before Thanksgiving: And now, some more OAFEry:Transformers: Windblade #2 review Which do you like better? Minimate Mini-Review #134 - Spider-Man & Jean DeWolff Transformers Tuesday … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Tamale Mal review

Once upon a time, Transformers BotBots came with neat little drawings that showed us the mall where the story is set, and where all the stores could be found and thus where each of the 'bots liked to play. But … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Slobber Rock review

The Transformers BotBots are divided into various teams (31 and counting!), based on what store in the mall they hail from. For instance, in the first section of the mall, there were two home and garden stores, both bringing us … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Chic Cheeks review

There may not be a lot of things left in the mall these days, but one thing you can find is a kiosk selling cellphone accessories. And then usually near that, one full of various skin creams and various other … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Atomic Freeze & Slimey Slurps reviews

Since unregulated capitalism has killed the American middle class, department stores are dying. And without department stores to serve as anchors, American malls are dying. What we're saying is, it's not at all surprising the Transformers BotBots mall would have … Continue reading

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Transformers BotBots Drippy Pup review

Infants. Can't walk themselves, can't sleep right, can't feed themselves... and even when they start to feed themselves, they still suck at it. So it's off to the Transformers BotBots mall to buy more specialized equipment to keep them from … Continue reading

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