Tag Archives: Transformers

If there's one thing Americans love, it's appropriating the trappings of foreign cultures while still hating the actual people behind them. Asian restaurants? The most popular ethnic cuisine in 24 states. Asian people? Victims of hate crimes. Indian food? The … Continue reading →

Once upon a time, Transformers BotBots came with neat little drawings that showed us the mall where the story is set, and where all the stores could be found and thus where each of the 'bots liked to play. But … Continue reading →

The Transformers BotBots are divided into various teams (31 and counting!), based on what store in the mall they hail from. For instance, in the first section of the mall, there were two home and garden stores, both bringing us … Continue reading →

There may not be a lot of things left in the mall these days, but one thing you can find is a kiosk selling cellphone accessories. And then usually near that, one full of various skin creams and various other … Continue reading →

Since unregulated capitalism has killed the American middle class, department stores are dying. And without department stores to serve as anchors, American malls are dying. What we're saying is, it's not at all surprising the Transformers BotBots mall would have … Continue reading →

Infants. Can't walk themselves, can't sleep right, can't feed themselves... and even when they start to feed themselves, they still suck at it. So it's off to the Transformers BotBots mall to buy more specialized equipment to keep them from … Continue reading →