Tag Archives: Transformers

Condoms are very cheap and incredibly effective, yet people who have better things to spend their money on still inexplicably opt to grow children. Hey, to each their own. If not for those weirdos, baby stores like the ones where … Continue reading →

"Darling, I'm heading out to the mall to buy some fruit" remains the weirdest sentiment suggested by these Transformers BotBots. It makes sense that the Fresh Squeezes live in a kiosk rather than a real store, at least, but the … Continue reading →

Ah, toy stores: how I miss them! How I miss the very concept of them. The Transformers BotBots mall still has two of them, somehow, and that's where the Playroom Posse lives. Pop-O the Clown is at the one upstairs … Continue reading →

Like Series 4, Transformers BotBots Series 5 continues the trend of not including an insert showing the interior of the mall. How are we supposed to know where the Wilderness Troop hangs out? Judging by the stars showing their individual … Continue reading →

Back during Series 2, the Transformers BotBots were divided into 11 teams, based on what store in the mall they hail from. The west wing of the mall had two restaurants, one on the ground floor and one on the … Continue reading →

Remember the BotBots' wicked cool gatcha machine? That wasn't the only deluxe pack released ahead of Series 4. There was also a claw machine. And now, some more OAFEry:Transformers Tuesday shirt Hascon Day Two roundup Hasbro announces SDCC exclusive online … Continue reading →

You know, sometimes I doubt the maintenance conditions of the Transformers BotBots mall. Just look at the east wing for instance: why is there an avocado just lying on the floor? A whole bunch of the Fresh Squeezes live in … Continue reading →

When it comes to the Transformers BotBots and the Arcade Renegades, what's more unbelievable: that there's either A) a single, three-story tall arcade over in the third side of the mall or B) three unrelated arcades stacked directly one on … Continue reading →