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GI Joe gets even worse

Who is in charge of the GI Joe brand at Hasbro right now, and why do they keep going in the wrong damn direction? Last week yo complained about how the new Classified Series figures are just copying the 1980s … Continue reading

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GI Joe coming to Fortnite?

You don't know who this is: And now, some more OAFEry:What does the GI Joe 2 delay mean for toys? Carry me home again What to get Snake-Eyes Unrustable Bastards World's Smallest - GI Joe Snake-Eyes Micro Action Figure review

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Protect yourself - join Cobra!

Only one paramilitary force cares about the safety and health of its troops, and it's certainly not GI Joe: Free facemask with every enlistment! And now, some more OAFEry:More toys shilling for Honda He'll fight for freedom, wherever there's trouble … Continue reading

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Cassssssual Friday

It's nice to see Cobra Commander is still getting out and about during these trying times. And now, some more OAFEry:Illusion is the ultimate weapon The biggest properties of the '80s Human Alliance Sgt. Chaos addendum Rustin's Spoils of the … Continue reading

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That time Arby's prompted a Transformers/GI Joe crossover

Arby's, the amazingly delicious restaurant that got constantly picked on by The Daily Show for some reason, has a history of making cute, artsy ads to promote itself on social media. Yesterday they posted this: And now, some more OAFEry:Flippin' … Continue reading

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This November, there's only one choice

The US election is coming up soon. Clearly you can't vote for Trump, because he's a bigoted attention whore who's bankrupted every company he's ever touched and is actively courting white supremacists, and clearly you can't vote for Clinton because... … Continue reading

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GI Joe - the videogame?

A few years back, someone made a free beat-em-up called Beats of Rage, which put SNK King of Fighters characters in Sega's Streets of Rage game. The makers then released an editor that allowed anyone to use the BoR engine … Continue reading

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Toy Soldiers launch trailer

There's no way you've forgotten this game already. But now it's out! By the Robot Chicken animators! And now, some more OAFEry:Lady Death addendum City Strike Snake-Eyes addendum A tour of Toys R Us in 1991 Chevy using Hasbro and … Continue reading

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Toy Soldiers: final two factions revealed

Remember when we first showed you the fun announce trailer for this game? Well they've finally revealed the next two armies who will be joining the fight! Excellent! Those are some fine choices for new characters. We hope the game … Continue reading

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Cobra Commander gets the key to the city of Springfield

Watch the entire episode here. And now, some more OAFEry:GI Joe Movie Watch 2: rumors and scuttlebutt GI Joe Movie Watch 2: filming to begin in 2011 GI Joe Club reveals 2014 membership figure Flippin' Through Previews - August '10 … Continue reading

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