Greetings and salutations, my jolly crackers!!
Tis me, Shocka, making my OAFE e-mail update debut with this fine summer day! Yes, it's been a fine ole' day in the institution, and they say soon enough I'll be ready to go outside again, if I ever stop biting Nurse Freedo! Yes, with April Fools come and gone, it's fun to reflect on all those innocent pranks - I went for the ole "Bear Trap Under the Pillow" joke, Snoop never knew what hit him, tee hee hee!
- Ahhh, there we go - a little bit of medication and I'm feeling fine again, ready to tell you all about this great week of reviews! First up, from my buddy yo go re, is this nifty Fast Through the Forest with the cute little ewoks!!! Yub yub!!! http://www.oafe.net/yo/psff.html
- There's nothing much from Poe this week, but I understand the slacker is busy running a new sweatshop so he'll be busy whipping the little cute children into making him shoes, and then whipping them for not making them fast enough, what a jolly cracker!!! Fortunately I've had plenty of time to review my favourite 18" toy that isn't for insertion, my 18" Mini Me! http://www.oafe.net/shocka/minime.html He's a jolly cracker, look forward to an upcoming figuretoon movie in which we get to see him DANCE!!! DANCE, MY LOVELY, DANCE!!!!
- From yo, that jolly cracker, another LotR review, this one of that jolly cracker Prologue Elf- you'll remember this jolly cracker as the one beaten back and forth by Sauron in the opening of the Fellowship of the Ring, what a jolly cracker!!! http://www.oafe.net/yo/lotrpelf.html
- Finally, check out the LOAFING LOUNGE (http://www.oafe.net/cgi-bin/forums/ikonboard.cgi), OAFE's message board for some action figure news that yo has relinquished us with, if only I could remember how to spell relinquish or what the word means!!! I guess that's dementia for you!!!
I'm off to start a fire now, so you lot have a jolly good week and I look forward to seeing you all as soon as I escape this pesky straightjacket!!! (Sure does make it hard to type, my jolly crackers!)
Love from Shocka
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