Category Archives: OEU

It's time for the Noble Prize winning OAFEnet Email Update.

The OAFEnet Email Update is there for you. Not "here" for you. We're waaaaay over there. But we'll totally wave hello.

In these uncertain times, don't worry: the OAFEnet Email Update has a clock, so we're always certain what time it is.

Remember being able to go places? The OAFEnet Email Update remembers.

The OAFEnet Email Update: now 100% April-Fools-joke free.

If you're staying home, the OAFEnet Email Update is there for you.

The OAFEnet Email Update: kings of being socially distant since 2002.

Frightened consumers are hoarding the OAFEnet Email Update.

If the OAFEnet Email Update had $500 million to spend, you can be sure it would win more than just American Samoa.

Forget "F," the OAFEnet Email Update says to press "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start" to pay your respects.