In today's review of the SNPP Lunchroom, yo briefly mentioned the bulletin board that's covered with notes. Here's what they all say:
"Employee Performance
(a chart with a red line going down, down, down)""NOTICE:
From the Nuclear
Regulatory CommissionAs of July 7, all fissionable
material, including high-level
liquid and radioactive waste, must be
placed in some sort of container.""SOFTBALL SIGNUP
- Homer______ 8.___________
- Simpson_____ 9.___________
- Lenny______ 10.___________
- Carl________ 11.___________
- Frank Grimes_ 12.___________
- Mindy______ 13.___________
- ___________ 14.___________"
"ACCIDENTS
1976 TO PRESENT
(a bar graph going up, up, up)""CHILDREN'S
MODEL-BUILDING
-CONTEST!
(picture of a child with a model plant)
KIDS!
DESIGN YOUR OWN
POWER PLANT!""NOTICE TO ALL
EMPLOYEES:Mr. Burns is happy to
announce the annual
Springfield Nuclear Plant
Company Picnic on August 18.Attendance is mandatory.
No exceptions.Sincerely,
(signed) C. Montgomery Burns""NUCLEAR
REGULATORY
COMMISSIONSpringfield Nuclear Power Plant
Safety Violations☑ gum used to seal crack in cooling tower
☑ plutonium rod used paperweight
☑ monitoring station unmanned
☑ nuclear waste hip-deep in hallway(nuclear symbol logo)"
And of course, CLEAN UP YOUR OWN MESS.