Nuclear Power Plant Lunch Room addendum

In today's review of the SNPP Lunchroom, yo briefly mentioned the bulletin board that's covered with notes. Here's what they all say:

"Employee Performance
(a chart with a red line going down, down, down)"

"NOTICE:
From the Nuclear
Regulatory Commission

As of July 7, all fissionable
material, including high-level
liquid and radioactive waste, must be
placed in some sort of container."

"SOFTBALL SIGNUP

  1. Homer______ 8.___________
  2. Simpson_____ 9.___________
  3. Lenny______ 10.___________
  4. Carl________ 11.___________
  5. Frank Grimes_ 12.___________
  6. Mindy______ 13.___________
  7. ___________ 14.___________"

"ACCIDENTS
1976 TO PRESENT
(a bar graph going up, up, up)"

"CHILDREN'S
MODEL-BUILDING
-CONTEST!
(picture of a child with a model plant)
KIDS!
DESIGN YOUR OWN
POWER PLANT!"

"NOTICE TO ALL
EMPLOYEES:

Mr. Burns is happy to
announce the annual
Springfield Nuclear Plant
Company Picnic on August 18.

Attendance is mandatory.
No exceptions.

Sincerely,
(signed) C. Montgomery Burns"

"NUCLEAR
REGULATORY
COMMISSION

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Safety Violations

☑ gum used to seal crack in cooling tower
☑ plutonium rod used paperweight
☑ monitoring station unmanned
☑ nuclear waste hip-deep in hallway

(nuclear symbol logo)"

And of course, CLEAN UP YOUR OWN MESS.

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