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- NUMBER TEN! The best use of an '80s cartoon since... well, maybe ever.
- NUMBER NINE! Did somebody order a large ham?
- NUMBER EIGHT! Star Wars fans finally have a Boba Fett they can kiss.
- NUMBER SEVEN! It's time to let Ol' Painless out of the bag.
- NUMBER SIX! Free geography lessons.
- NUMBER FIVE! A Transformers Tuesday that's different every time you look at it.
- NUMBER FOUR! Mosquitos, mosquitos, mosquitos!
- NUMBER THREE! A priest in a ridiculous hat - one who isn't the pope.
- NUMBER TWO! The classic story of a boy and his dog.
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